It's alive! Or contains carbon!

[pyat]

velvetpage bought some unrefined salt. Its packaging describes it as "organic."

Organic salt?

Organic salt?

Pardon me, while my inner tech writer fantasizes about hunting down and killing a marketing copywriter.

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[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

I vant to suck your salt.

I want to press a-salt charges, Captain!