It's alive! Or contains carbon!

[pyat]

velvetpage bought some unrefined salt. Its packaging describes it as "organic."

Organic salt?

Organic salt?

Pardon me, while my inner tech writer fantasizes about hunting down and killing a marketing copywriter.

Comments

[athelind.livejournal.com]

(http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/M-113_creature)

[pyat.livejournal.com]

She could be the spokesperson!

[madmanofprague.livejournal.com]

She's probably looking for work... (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1859611/)

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

I vant to suck your salt.

I want to press a-salt charges, Captain!