On the topic of carrying concealed weapons on campus...

[pyat]

There's a movement in the U.S. to permit students to carry concealed weapons on college campuses, in order to defend themselves against school shooters. One problem with this idea was raised by the police chief at the University of Cincinnati:

"I shoot everybody with a gun, who doesn't have a uniform on."

Comments

[momentrabbit.livejournal.com]

That's just an underhanded way of restoring school uniforms, then, isn't it...

[pyat.livejournal.com]

"We have a Dress Code for a reason, Beuhler... *BLAM!*"

[mairesue.livejournal.com]

Yes, that must be it because who would let college students carry concealed weapons?

[momentrabbit.livejournal.com]

It's the Society for Campus Aesthetics! First they ask you to hide your weapons, then they tell you to wear uniforms for your own good, and next they're repainting the pavement to match the daisies! Those well-coordinated bastards...