Hooray!

[pyat]

I have hypertension!

Wait...

How is that possible? I eat nothing but meat and cheese and eggs and coffee. I weigh a svelte (and solidly packed) 128 kgs. My weight, height, age, and collar measurement are exactly the same as Jackie Gleason in the first season as The Honeymooners!

Um...

So, there you are. Pyat has entered early middle age.

Comments

[seritaph.livejournal.com]

Dodge! Jink! Roll!

Oh, it got you....

Kinda snuck up on you, did it? Never fear, they have ways of fixing that.

Me, I've been on medication for such since I was roundabout 22, much to the great irritation of several doctors o' mine. They ran tons of tests, but it doesn't seem to be food or weight related in my case. I... just have high blood pressure. With any luck yours shall not be so intransigent and simply give up after a smidge of exercise.

If the darn thing weren't 400 bucks, I'd try this out. http://www.aolhealth.com/conditions/squeezing-your-way-to-lower-blood-pressure

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I'm sure such a device could be made for a lot cheaper than 400 bucks. Maybe hand grip exercise thing and a stop watch? :)