Hooray!

[pyat]

I have hypertension!

Wait...

How is that possible? I eat nothing but meat and cheese and eggs and coffee. I weigh a svelte (and solidly packed) 128 kgs. My weight, height, age, and collar measurement are exactly the same as Jackie Gleason in the first season as The Honeymooners!

Um...

So, there you are. Pyat has entered early middle age.

Comments

[saomigray.livejournal.com]

Middle age, woohoo!

When do you get a hot new sports car and start dressing like a man half your age?

[saomigray.livejournal.com]

Wait...what?

Aren't you and I about the same age?

I'm too young to be middle age, and so should you be.

Noooooooooooo!

Now I'M off to get a hot new sports car and start dress half my age!

[pyat.livejournal.com]

You're going to dress like an 18 year old man? :)

[saomigray.livejournal.com]

Considering all my curves, I wouldn't be a very attractive young man, but yes.

I think I'd look smashing in a black pinstripe and a crisp burgundy shirt and tie combo.

[pyat.livejournal.com]

I think the curves would make you an usually attractive young men, myself!

[saomigray.livejournal.com]

Now I'm just curious and will have to do some cross-dressing to see how I look.

:)

[pyat.livejournal.com]

There should be photos. :)