Writer's Block: Bite Me

[pyat]

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Count Duckula, I guess. He had the same voice as Mister Toad. Is Herbie the Love Bug a vampire?

I had a nightmare once in which I was chased by a white VW bug with giant vampire teeth under the front hood. Or possibly I'm just remembering the dream sequence from Herbie Rides Again, or conflating it with something from The Return of Captain Invincible.

Not that I'd want to be bitten by a VW Bug.

Hey, Dean Jones is still alive!

Comments

[pyat.livejournal.com]

The thing is, Duckula doesn't like blood. So, he won't bite that hard.

And PS, would not turn me into a vampire.

[zenten.livejournal.com]

But vampires get all the chicks!

[pyat.livejournal.com]

In the same way that a really well-dressed gay man gets chicks, I suppose. He can't do much with them except go dancing.

[zenten.livejournal.com]

That totally depends on the way vampires work in the setting. In many cases the vampire can have sex, but it just won't be all that fun for him, at most mildly pleasurable like a backrub.

Vampires

[ankhorite.livejournal.com]

If vampires get all the chicks, does that mean Duckula gets all the goslings?