Writer's Block: Bite Me

[pyat]

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Count Duckula, I guess. He had the same voice as Mister Toad. Is Herbie the Love Bug a vampire?

I had a nightmare once in which I was chased by a white VW bug with giant vampire teeth under the front hood. Or possibly I'm just remembering the dream sequence from Herbie Rides Again, or conflating it with something from The Return of Captain Invincible.

Not that I'd want to be bitten by a VW Bug.

Hey, Dean Jones is still alive!

Comments

[bodhifox.livejournal.com]

Robert Morse from the Boatniks is also still alive!

Generalissimo Francisco Franco, however, is still dead.

[taluagel.livejournal.com]

I hear if you get bitten by a White VW Beetle that you get Car Lycanthropsy, thats what the transformers have.

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

I think it is unlikely that Count Duckula would bite you, unless you are secretly a carrot.

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Well, that was sort of the point, really. I don't WANT to be drained of blood and turned into a vampire. Duckula would probably just sort of gnaw at my arm with his bill, just to keep Igor happy.

[zenten.livejournal.com]

Ducks bite *hard*.

[pyat.livejournal.com]

So do vampires!

[zenten.livejournal.com]

I think I'd prefer the vampire bite.

Now a rabbit bite, those are nasty and not anything I'd want inflicted on anyone.

[pyat.livejournal.com]

The thing is, Duckula doesn't like blood. So, he won't bite that hard.

And PS, would not turn me into a vampire.

[zenten.livejournal.com]

But vampires get all the chicks!

[pyat.livejournal.com]

In the same way that a really well-dressed gay man gets chicks, I suppose. He can't do much with them except go dancing.

[zenten.livejournal.com]

That totally depends on the way vampires work in the setting. In many cases the vampire can have sex, but it just won't be all that fun for him, at most mildly pleasurable like a backrub.

My Choice of Vampire

[ankhorite.livejournal.com]

St. Germain of the series by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro would have been my choice twenty years ago... I'm kind of out of my vampire stage now. :)

But St. Germain was so intelligent and well-traveled; so patient of human frailty; and so well-dressed, LOL! Seriously. Great clothes. Great descriptions. Lousy sex scenes, though. (http://www.amazon.com/review/R2X16DNWMWEX0L/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm)

Vampires

[ankhorite.livejournal.com]

If vampires get all the chicks, does that mean Duckula gets all the goslings?