It's alive! Or contains carbon!

[pyat]

velvetpage bought some unrefined salt. Its packaging describes it as "organic."

Organic salt?

Organic salt?

Pardon me, while my inner tech writer fantasizes about hunting down and killing a marketing copywriter.

Comments

[zenten.livejournal.com]

I think it's moved beyond that though, considering there are laws regarding "organic foods".

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Yes. I agree! It's deliberately misleading. Bring me my bow of burning gold: Bring me my arrows of desire: Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold! Bring me my chariot of fire!

[zenten.livejournal.com]

Gold isn't flammable.

[thebitterguy]

Which makes it even better for burning.