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Searchers had combed the brutal backcountry of rural Ontario for the housewife from the city of Hamilton, who had left her home three days earlier in the middle of a blizzard to grocery shop.

For "brual backcountry" read "Suburbia, 10 miles from a city of 500,000 people and right next to an international airport." It's sort of marginally rural. There are some farms.

Date: 2008-12-25 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paka.livejournal.com
Okay, so it looks civilized, but surely there are degenerate clans of Yog-Sothoth worshipping yokels who claim that they'd never do anyone any harm, and that any disappearances are due to "them from below"?

Date: 2008-12-25 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyat.livejournal.com
We call them CHUDS!

Date: 2008-12-25 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waiwode.livejournal.com
We call that area "Dundas."

Doug.

Date: 2008-12-26 12:02 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-12-25 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] relee.livejournal.com
I spent some time in the Brutal Backcountry of Rural Ontario back when I was in the Air Cadets. It was pretty interesting. Oddly, the Brutal Backcountry of Rural Ontario is right next to the house of my brother's godparents, who live in a farm house in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by farms that aren't theirs. I dunno why. ^.^;;

It was definately made more challenging by the fact I was carrying around a backpack that was bigger than I was, and I was also wearing an all-weather parka which is a kind of coat with tent poles in it, or a tent you wear as a coat, I was never really sure which.

Ahh memories.

Date: 2008-12-25 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Here's the BBC's take on things.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7798337.stm

Ancaster is identified by this news writer as being "...west of Toronto".

::B::

Thank you for the morning giggle

Date: 2008-12-25 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foomf.livejournal.com
The by-line says "Ashley Fantz" ... she's a CNN reporter in Atlanta.


I think that probably says all we need to know about the brutality of your backcountry.

Date: 2008-12-25 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commanderteddog.livejournal.com
Hey now, some of the backcountry is kinda rough. Anything up in Bruce-Grey gets hammered hard in a storm. But Hamilton?

I guess that makes The Red Green Show an epic battle of man and his wits against the elements.

Date: 2008-12-29 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zenten.livejournal.com
I disagree.

Mind you, "backcountry" in my mind means that you pretty much have to go north of highway 17 in Ontario, with some exceptions for the towns along highway 11.

Date: 2008-12-25 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snobahr.livejournal.com
Dude. Canuckistan=brutal backcountry, and is to be a-feared at all costs!

Date: 2008-12-25 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyat.livejournal.com
Aye! The hill people can pick you off with their bloody jezails from a mile off. And if they don't get you, the Screeching Eels will!

Date: 2008-12-30 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] porsupah.livejournal.com
Personally, I'd say this micro-documentary (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=yEEmxbqV3rg) should be required viewing for all visitors.

Date: 2008-12-25 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyat.livejournal.com
Oh, and Merry Christmas to you and the mister and the overlord. *hugs*

Date: 2008-12-26 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] renface.livejournal.com
I grew up in a town of less than 400 people. It had one church, two bars, and a gas station. We could not get cable TV or pizza delivery. That's rural.

Well, compared to the city of 250,000 that I currently call home...

Date: 2008-12-30 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neosis.livejournal.com
To be fair, that section of Ancaster is currently enduring a cataclysmic shortage of Chardonnay. I hear it's literally seconds away from being declared a national disaster area. It is truly tragic how simply bestial the inhabitants have become.

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