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pyat ([personal profile] pyat) wrote2008-12-25 11:37 am

From that CNN story...

Searchers had combed the brutal backcountry of rural Ontario for the housewife from the city of Hamilton, who had left her home three days earlier in the middle of a blizzard to grocery shop.

For "brual backcountry" read "Suburbia, 10 miles from a city of 500,000 people and right next to an international airport." It's sort of marginally rural. There are some farms.

[identity profile] paka.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so it looks civilized, but surely there are degenerate clans of Yog-Sothoth worshipping yokels who claim that they'd never do anyone any harm, and that any disappearances are due to "them from below"?

[identity profile] pyat.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
We call them CHUDS!

[identity profile] waiwode.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
We call that area "Dundas."

Doug.

[identity profile] melskunk.livejournal.com 2008-12-26 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
XD

[identity profile] relee.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I spent some time in the Brutal Backcountry of Rural Ontario back when I was in the Air Cadets. It was pretty interesting. Oddly, the Brutal Backcountry of Rural Ontario is right next to the house of my brother's godparents, who live in a farm house in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by farms that aren't theirs. I dunno why. ^.^;;

It was definately made more challenging by the fact I was carrying around a backpack that was bigger than I was, and I was also wearing an all-weather parka which is a kind of coat with tent poles in it, or a tent you wear as a coat, I was never really sure which.

Ahh memories.

(Anonymous) 2008-12-25 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Here's the BBC's take on things.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7798337.stm

Ancaster is identified by this news writer as being "...west of Toronto".

::B::

Thank you for the morning giggle

[identity profile] foomf.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
The by-line says "Ashley Fantz" ... she's a CNN reporter in Atlanta.


I think that probably says all we need to know about the brutality of your backcountry.

[identity profile] commanderteddog.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey now, some of the backcountry is kinda rough. Anything up in Bruce-Grey gets hammered hard in a storm. But Hamilton?

I guess that makes The Red Green Show an epic battle of man and his wits against the elements.

[identity profile] zenten.livejournal.com 2008-12-29 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I disagree.

Mind you, "backcountry" in my mind means that you pretty much have to go north of highway 17 in Ontario, with some exceptions for the towns along highway 11.

[identity profile] snobahr.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude. Canuckistan=brutal backcountry, and is to be a-feared at all costs!

[identity profile] pyat.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Aye! The hill people can pick you off with their bloody jezails from a mile off. And if they don't get you, the Screeching Eels will!

[identity profile] porsupah.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Personally, I'd say this micro-documentary (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=yEEmxbqV3rg) should be required viewing for all visitors.

[identity profile] pyat.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, and Merry Christmas to you and the mister and the overlord. *hugs*

[identity profile] renface.livejournal.com 2008-12-26 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I grew up in a town of less than 400 people. It had one church, two bars, and a gas station. We could not get cable TV or pizza delivery. That's rural.

Well, compared to the city of 250,000 that I currently call home...

[identity profile] neosis.livejournal.com 2008-12-30 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
To be fair, that section of Ancaster is currently enduring a cataclysmic shortage of Chardonnay. I hear it's literally seconds away from being declared a national disaster area. It is truly tragic how simply bestial the inhabitants have become.