Pyat meets a prophet

[pyat]

I just met a very nice man outside who is possessed by demons. He was telling me about the "f***ing magnets of madness", in a very loud voice. He also explained that God might not have two eyes on us, but he definitely had one eye, and, hey... maybe he doesn't have any eyes at all!

He was barefoot (his shoes were in his pockets) and bearded. In another place and time, he'd be a prophet. In 21st century Canada, he yells outside Tim Hortons until an approaching bylaw officer causes him to take flight.

Comments

[anidada.livejournal.com]

What does an enormous hernia look like, and should I be able to see it? *confused*

I've seen some very sooty Santas...

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Basically, he has an enormous bulge where his belly meets his pants... football shaped.

Or maybe it's a tumor! :)

[undeadmuse.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's where he keeps his "f***ing magnets of madness".

[mrs-dm.livejournal.com]

I have an interesting story about palpating an elderly patient's hernia. Maybe I'll recount it some day. But it also happens to be my most embarassing story, so I won't actually recount it today.

[hannahmorgan.livejournal.com]

Does it end with the patient exclaiming, "That's not a hernia, that's my wife!"?

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Good one! :)