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[pyat]

We shall abolish everything but the solitary orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now. There will be no loyalty, except loyalty towards the Guild or the forum. There will be no love, except the love of Lulz. There will be no laughter, except the Lulz. There will be no art, save photoshops, no literature, save epic threads, and no science, save Wiki.

There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always (do not forget this, Winston) always there will be the intoxication of self-referential irony, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of trolling, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on an image of a hemaphroditic snowfairy - forever.

Comments

[waiwode.livejournal.com]

So .. no more multiple orgasms? Pity. :)

ALL HAIL HYPNO-TOAD!

Doug.

[sixteenbynine.livejournal.com]

You wanker!

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Hullo!

[momentrabbit.livejournal.com]

... The chafing would be horrible.

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Not for the unicorn!

I edited the post a bit, so for those wondering, it originally read:

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on an image of a robot unicorn and hemaphroditic snowfairy having sex - forever.

I'm not sure if editing that part made the post clearer, or just made it more depressing. Or maybe both?

[momentrabbit.livejournal.com]

Oh, it was clear enough - I'm familiar with the source material - I'm just a smart-ass. n.n

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Where do you keep YOUR robot unicorn, comrade?

[momentrabbit.livejournal.com]

I, uh... I do not avoid unicorns, Mandrake. But.. I do deny them my essence.

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Aw, hell, sir.

[postrodent.livejournal.com]

That is _eerie_.

[pyat.livejournal.com]

It started out as a few funny lines in a chat.

[zenten.livejournal.com]

Why are you talking about 4chan?

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Oh, just a random train of thoughts sparked by an online discussion about hardcore MMORPG players this morning.

[cargoweasel.livejournal.com]

The nail that sticks up gets hammered down.

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Stop being weird! Stop having fun! Stop taking chances! Stop taking anything seriously!

And so on, yes.

[jirris-midvale.livejournal.com]

This is just about the creepiest thing you've ever posted.

[pyat.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! :)

[katepufftail.livejournal.com]

Sounds great! When do you get star -- waiiiiitaminute.

I see what you did there

[anidada.livejournal.com]

My lolcat's breath smells like cheeseburgers.

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Cheeseburgers and Victory Gin!

[kores-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I read that aloud to Japhro in a poetry recital voice (booming and laced with that slightly angry tone they use). We approve.
Jono was out getting food. He missed it.