Housing...

[pyat]

Attention, Slans!

Detroit has the affordable housing you need to start a Slan Commune, independent nation, religious compound, or slum!


$10 will buy you a cute bungalow..


$200 gets you this handsome 1650 square foot brick home with recent carpet and paint!

At the time I am posting this, there are 944 houses in Detroit for sale costing less than $5000. A significant number of those are under $1000.

Comments

[thebitterguy]

Excellent. I can finally put my plans for Delta City into action!

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Whazzat?

[commanderteddog.livejournal.com]

.... a city of Delta grads?

[hannahmorgan.livejournal.com]

Then I'll set up Churchill City, and we can have rumbles! Or Dance Fights! "I want to be in a-Hamilton, nothing to see in a-Hamilton..."

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Our mothers all are junkies

Our fathers all are drunks

Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!

[mwbard.livejournal.com]

Think "Robocop" Pyat...

[pyat.livejournal.com]

You mean, as in, "I'll buy THAT for a dollar!"

[thebitterguy]

That is, in fact, exactly what I was referring to. The OCP plan to revitalize old Detroit, not Benny Hill on methamphetamines.

[madmanofprague.livejournal.com]

I'm just startled that suddenly that catchphrase makes sense even in the context of Robocop.

[doc-mystery.livejournal.com]

You've just lost all your Robocop credibility...

::B::

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. :( I'll have to turn in my card.

[doc-mystery.livejournal.com]

No, your Robocard!

::B::

[thebitterguy]

You mean he's lost his RoboCred?

[bandersnitch.livejournal.com]

That's ok, they'll fix you. They fix everything.

[doc-mystery.livejournal.com]

Yep. His RoboCred is RoboDead!

::B::

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

Thank you for your cooperation. Good night.