"We have worm sign the likes of which not even God has seen."

[pyat]

Most worm charming methods involve vibrating the soil, which encourages the worms to the surface.

Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the Worm.

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[hannahmorgan.livejournal.com]

Techniques vary from sprinkling the turf with water, tea and beer to acupuncture, music or just "twanging" with a garden fork

Acupuncture????? On who or what?

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Worms are big on alternative medicine.