Pyat gets a shiner

[pyat]

Working from home today - just dropped Elizabeth off at school. While getting back into the car, I decided to bash the corner of my left eye firmly against the top edge of the car door.

What? You think I'm uncoordinated enough to do that by accident? Nonsense!

It bled copiously enough that I thought my eyesocket was bleeding for a minute or two. :(


Hey, here's a photo! I actually took this for self-reference in the car, since I couldn't really see anything in the mirror with my glasses off.

Comments

[lee-in-limbo.livejournal.com]

Got yourself pretty good there. I hope it heals up soon, and doesn't irritate too much.

Lee.

[catsarah.livejournal.com]

That actually might be worth a stitch or two.

Nonsense. AMPUTATE!!!

[normanrafferty.livejournal.com]

I hope your depth perception is unimpaired!

[viktor-haag.livejournal.com]

Oww!

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

It looks emo.

Feel better soon, and I hope it heals without incident.

[seritaph.livejournal.com]

Everybody was kung fu fighting!

[momentrabbit.livejournal.com]

That does look impressive. Scratch your glasses while you were at it?

[zenten.livejournal.com]

You know, if that was a bit of makeup it would still look pretty cool.

[leonard-arlotte.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't do that, you know.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

[momentrabbit.livejournal.com]

And then it's a new game. "Find the Eye!"

[slwatson.livejournal.com]

Ouch! On the upside... it could be worse.

...and hopefully won't be tomorrow.

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Lee!

[pyat.livejournal.com]

A simple half-windsor tourniquet around the neck...

[pyat.livejournal.com]

If it were unimpaired, I wouldn't have hit my head!

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Very!

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Bahr!

[pyat.livejournal.com]

That explains a lot, actually.

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Nope - they completely failed to deflect any damage whatsoever.

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Everybody Vogue!

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Hey! You ain't the boss of me! The Car-Door-Head-Bash-Game is a Canadian tradition!

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Eep!

[relee.livejournal.com]

Oh sure, like anybody is gonna believe that story. I guess it's better than "I fell down the stairs". But we all know you were mauled by your abusive spouse! *gasp!*

Hee hee, get well soon Mr. Mouse.

[kisekileia.livejournal.com]

Ow. Yeah, I agree, that could probably use stitches.

One of the staff at the camp LIT program I went to when I was 16 had a similar injury partway through our canoe trip. She was the bottom one of two people trying to maneuver a canoe up over a ledge when we were stopping to cam, and the canoe slipped and hit her just over an eye.

[rikoshi.livejournal.com]

Well, it still sounds like more fun than eating poutine, I have to admit.

[pwned-kisa.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who thought that.

[aslowhite.livejournal.com]

I think you should make up a dramatic story abut how you got it. Like you were attacked by pirates and had to gallantly defend your family from them. Something like that.

Also, there's manymany blood vessels in yer face 'n' scalp, which is why head wounds bleed so copiously.

Just in case you wanted to know.

[used_songs]

Oh my goodness! I hope you're ok!

[mrs-dm.livejournal.com]

In my professional opinion: it may not need stitches, but a bit of surgical tape just to oppose the edges would be a good idea (I think you may be able to get that at a drugstore). Otherwise, it'll heal by secondary intention and you may have a scar left.

Of course, you may want a scar -- good conversation piece and handy on Pirate Day.

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

Gah, where did I hear that from? I heard it recently and now it's bugging the fire out of me.