Writer's Block: The Undead

[pyat]

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I'm bloody sick of bloody zombies. Zombies, zombies, zombies! Zombie walks, zombie musicals, zombie board games, zombie this, zombie that!

Can we please have some Frankensteins or Draculas, or something?

Comments

[bodhifox.livejournal.com]

Zombies represent the legions of Canadians lumbering along under the repressive socialist domination of your government. In America, the are no zombies. We're zombie hunters.

[brunovonboots.livejournal.com]

Sir!

I agree with your assessment of Ka-na-da-folk as bleating, mindless zombie sheep, marching blindly downhill to a Marxist charnel yard.

However! I take issue with your description of the placid grain-fed Amerikaner as zombie hunters. If this past century has proven one thing, it is that Johann Cheese is fit only for fighting Spaniards and shop-keepers, and that poorly!

Oh, I do not deny that your Edison was a clever fellow, though a thief and a patent-swindler and baby-seller of the first water. The rest of your countrymen gad about in their electric pants, discharging fowling pieces blindly, and dining (I am told...) on "French" po-tay-toes. A decadent people, rotten to the bone!

No, there has been only one TRUE Hunter of Socialist Zombies, sir, and I fear we shall never see his like again. Please follow this "link" to an audio-visual representation of his exploits, in the musical style of my good friend, Luigi Russolo, he of "Musica Futurista".

http://www.vimeo.com/1223566?pg=embed&sec=1223566

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Um...

[undeadmuse.livejournal.com]

Y'know, your icon "American as Apple Pie" always strikes me as funny, considering apple pie was not originally "American."

[bodhifox.livejournal.com]

I don't know if you ever watched Gilmore Girls, but it's basically Rory spoofing the June Cleaver lifestyle. My only *real* American icon is the CanAm one, and being as it's a hybrid, guess I don't have one.