"The Invisible Hand", a.k.a "Bigby's Crushing Fist"

[pyat]

At the current rate of loss, the Dow will reach zero by next week! And it won't stay at zero, no sir! We'll enter the strange and terrible land of NegaDow. The government will own everything, except itself. The paper money and coins in your wallet will turn into units of antiwealth, and explode violently upon exposure to free market forces.

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[relee.livejournal.com]

Bah, this is all because my aunt retired. She was in charge of Dow's money, and now they're all screwing around without her. She was one of their most important accountants; she even had to go to Iraq early in the war! It's neat.

I'm really looking forward to going to their house for thanksgiving this weekend, they're crazy rich.