"The Invisible Hand", a.k.a "Bigby's Crushing Fist"

[pyat]

At the current rate of loss, the Dow will reach zero by next week! And it won't stay at zero, no sir! We'll enter the strange and terrible land of NegaDow. The government will own everything, except itself. The paper money and coins in your wallet will turn into units of antiwealth, and explode violently upon exposure to free market forces.

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[pwned-kisa.livejournal.com]

...I know that you're joking around, but... honestly? This is really terrifying.