1) pay approximately half of it as taxes, and hire a tax lawyer to recover some portion of that.
2) buy or build a comfortable duplex somewhere near where I work. If such a thing exists. Then, convince my mother and stepfather to move into one of the units, selling their current home.
Well, you know what they say. Give man mechanically separated chicken and pork wieners and he has barbecue for a day. Give him a mechanical meat separator and what he does behind closed doors is no one's business.
What I think is nearly as amusing about this post is that you used my slight rewording of the meme instead of the original (and left Erin's name on it.) You were not the first to do so either! I think I shall slightly reword memes in the future was well, and explore this phenomenon. :)
I dunno. I mean, I love Vienna sausages, but I don't think I could ever eat all that many. Wouldn't you rather save some of that money for Spam, Hormel Deviled Ham Spread, and investments like that?
Still depends on the lottery. If you win a US based lottery you will be taxed the federal portion (because they're moneyvampires). They will take it before you get the payment.
If I won a Canadian lottery I would be required to pay taxes on it. (I'm totally surprised that it wouldn't be subject to VAT.)
By VAT do you mean GST? No. (http://www.olg.ca/lotteries/guide/international_residents.jsp) You'd probably have to deal with US tax stuff, but not Canadian.
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Date: 2008-08-20 03:59 am (UTC)http://www.fool.com/taxes/2002/taxes020920.htm
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Date: 2008-08-20 01:33 pm (UTC)Buy a new car.
Put a down payment on a house.
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Date: 2008-08-20 05:50 pm (UTC)If I won a Canadian lottery I would be required to pay taxes on it. (I'm totally surprised that it wouldn't be subject to VAT.)
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