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I received this email today...

Good Evening!

My name is Clive Rodrigues and I’m a recruiter from Intelligent Minds. First off – Happy New Year to you! I hope 2008 is a banner year for you in every way!

I was trying to reach you regarding a Fulltime job opportunity as a Campaign Manager with one of our clients in Guelph, ON. Please take a look at the requirement & if interested, send me your resume & salary expectations as soon as you can as I would like to submit candidates as soon as possible.

The company is a well known major Internet Marketing and Development firm. They are really looking for a team player, not just a heads down manager. This company would be classified as one of the big success stories of DOTCOM business – yet they still have ping pong tables and other toys (like SEGWAY’s) around the office for employees to blow off steam with. Definitely a challenging (BUT FUN) role for the right person.

I am attaching the job full job description below – to be perfectly up front with you – role is 25 – 35K. Plus a potential bonus of up to 11% of salary – they will not go higher than this. Other perks are available but on salary, that’s where it stands.

If you are interested, regardless of your experience, please send a copy of your resume in MS Word format along with your salary expectations and I will be in touch ASAP!

If this job is not for you but you know someone who might be looking for a great opportunity, please pass it on to them!

Thanks and I look forward to hearing from you soon!

Ping pong tables? Dot com? Segways? $25K??? Clearly, this is a message from Nineteen-Ninety Eight! I should respond to these Yesterday People and warn them about ~~Mr. Hitler~~ Osama bin Laden.