Pyat in the Night Lands

[pyat]

There are peziza domiciliana in my basement. Throw in the spiders, centipedes, pill bugs, irregular stone floor and general gloom, and I'm well on the way to a complete cave ecosystem!

Comments

[paka.livejournal.com]

Quick, get a white wig, possibly face paint, and one of those cheap plastic hand crossbows so you can shoot suction cup bolts at interlopers.

[bodhifox.livejournal.com]

Have you bats? You must get some bats.

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Step one is to build a belfry!

[pyat.livejournal.com]

I have a black cloak down here, already!

[relee.livejournal.com]

o.o Are you building a dungeon in your basement? If it's the first level you need giant rats. It's tradition.

[foomf.livejournal.com]

I had one of those in the bathroom of my first apartment in Beaverton. The managers were horrified and convinced that it was MY fault (no, it was their crappy job in sealing the linoleum thank you very much.)

[rowyn]

Awww, all I have is mold! Your fungi are much prettier.

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

We have giant centipedes instead!

[relee.livejournal.com]

Giant centipedes don't usually happen untill level 2... or level 8. Maybe you have giant rats in your pantry? You should investigate. *nods*

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

Um. . . no, I'm not into LARPs. I'll let my husband do the investigating. If he disappears into the basement and doesn't come out again, I'll sell the house quick, as-is, and move me and the girls far away.

[doc-mystery.livejournal.com]

Would that make you a troglodyte, then?

::B::

[pyat.livejournal.com]

I've had my stink glands surgically removed. I keep them in a jar!

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Not edible, alas!

[koogrr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, my house in Toronto used to get those in the basement occasionally... Not pleasant.

[thebitterguy]

I always knew you were a Fun Guy!

Oh, man. That didn't work at all, did it? I just can't handle these puns.