The Zombie Meme

[pyat]

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon -- Either a lightsaber, or Albert Finney's Tommy Gun from Miller's Crossing.
2. one song blasting on the speakers -- Gerald Fried's "Going Home" theme, a sort of pastiche of classical themes, from Soylent Green.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you. -- George Orwell. He knew how to handle a machine gun, and he'd likely have a coughing fit while running and fall over, allowing me to escape as the zombies feasted on him!

Comments

[used_songs]

Poor George Orwell! How can you throw him under the bus like that!?

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Hey, the man was throwing himself under busses his whole life. He'd probably regard it as the civilized thing to do.