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We are getting rid of our old dining room chairs on Freecyle. I received this communication in that regard:

"f your close i can use chairs badly here but i dont drive i have to find a ride so i may need a day or so plz let me know if i can get this asap ty so much

Ballsssssssssss"


The word(?) "Ballsssssssssss" was written in a large blue font.

I think it was the signature.

Howdy!

Date: 2008-02-27 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catarzyna.livejournal.com
The word(?) "Ballsssssssssss" was written in a large blue font.

I think it was the signature.


Heh! It reminds me of an elderly resident when I worked in nursing. He went around saying, "Balls, balls, balls..." all the time. I never knew if he was just straight up cussing or if he was talking about his or someone else's balls.

Date: 2008-02-27 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zorinlynx.livejournal.com
With an online name like "Ballssssssssss", his totally broken shorthand infected typing style is no surprise to me.

Why do people think it's okay to forget how to write just because they're doing it on the Internet? I probably couldn't type like that if I *TRIED* to.

Date: 2008-02-27 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kibbles.livejournal.com
I know that BALLER=amazing/fantastic/wonderful/cool to the tween set around here. But Ballssss? Bah.

There are also people on freecycle that I think "I would NEVER give something to them" because their names are so offensive/annoying. There is someone KKKHR80@whatever.com and her name is heather and I wonder why the heck she has KKK in front of her name, ESPECIALLY since she uses yahoo or gmail or something where you have some choice in the matter. She's either really dumb, or really offensive. Oh yeah, tonguemybung is not a person I'm inclined to give stuff to, either. Geeze.

Date: 2008-02-27 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] momentrabbit.livejournal.com
So what you're saying is that your correspondent has big, blue ballsssssssssssssssssss.

Indeed.

Perhaps they need to get out more?

Date: 2008-02-27 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amarafox.livejournal.com
The following story is true.

Dear real estate agent selling condos.

I don't think it's in good taste to have your personal hotmail email on your real estate sign.

Especially when said email address is hotlips69@hotmail.com (it was something like that)

***

People don't think.

Date: 2008-02-27 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catsarah.livejournal.com
Or stay in...-11C weather can cause all sorts of appendages to turn blue! O.o

Date: 2008-02-27 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waiwode.livejournal.com
hw dar u mok mi righting? i d'ont wnt ur chaers nomore!



Ah, of only font colour wasn't in hexidecimal, so the html would read [big][blue]Ballssss[/big][/blue].

Date: 2008-02-27 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vonandmoggy.livejournal.com
i think u shud rply & tell this dood to learn to spk proper english & grow up asap eh & ty

Moggggggggggggyyyyyy

;)

Date: 2008-02-27 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vonandmoggy.livejournal.com
Damn, you beat me to it. ;)

Date: 2008-02-27 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waiwode.livejournal.com
Well I guess it does, but I was "brought up" the old fashion way and never thought to try it without hexadecimal notation.

Doug.

Date: 2008-02-28 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bandersnitch.livejournal.com
You should reply with:

"Sorry noob, you were pwned. You win many internetz but not my chairs"

He will understand. Completely.

Date: 2008-02-28 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doc-mystery.livejournal.com
This answer for teh win!

::B::

Date: 2008-02-28 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archai.livejournal.com
i caan lmao but it gives me a hedaceh heh

Date: 2008-02-28 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archai.livejournal.com
The easy way around that: the structure is RRGGBB. Font needs to be blue? You want #0000FF.

Try this.

Date: 2008-02-28 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archai.livejournal.com
Dear sir:

Regarding your earlier communique, I feel uncertain of whether I should allow you to have the chairs in question. You see, we are a literary household, and the chairs are accustomed to occupants fluent in English, with both a command of the proper use of small words and a capacity for the use of polysylabic verbiage more suited to higher forms of lingual expression and reasoned discourse. Even as one not prone to assign sentience to inanimate objects, I can't help but feel that the chairs would be sad.

Therefore, should your earlier missive be rescinded and replaced with more fitting fare, you may have our chairs. Failing that, I fear I shall have to find them a more suitable home.

p.s. You must also agree to keep your ballsssssssss away from my daughtersssssssss.

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