"New this fall, only on Global!"

"...I don't think this is the secret Imperial prison."

commanderteddog did this art of her character (in the background) and nottheterritory's character, who crawled through air ducts on a space station to find the "secret Imperial prison." It was actually an abandoned Motel 6. (In space.)

Bad Filk

Talking about Eberron with kores_rabbit. It's supposedly film noir, making me think I should run my Sydney Greenstreetesque Cleric.

But...it's 4th edition!

And that led to this:

You must remember this
Efreet are still Efreet
A Slaad is still a Slaad!
And Elemental planes apply
As time goes by. ...

And then I get stuck until:

It's still the same old story
A fight for gold and glory
A case of do or die.
The game will always welcome hackslashers
As time goes by...