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The Tale of the Land Potato
Jul. 8th, 2009 09:12 pmA series of photos - an epistle if you will - which I like to refer to as:
"The Parable of the Slumbering Potato".
One fine day, the Infamous Land Potato ate a lot of sausage and marshmallow salad, then lay down in the Sun. It soon fell asleep.
A Small Bear, seeing the Slumbering Land Potato, decided to take advantage of its torpor, and slay it.
"For, surely," thought the Small Bear to herself, "are there not gems in the belly of the Land Potato?"
Alas! The Land Potato was not as slow as it appeared, and it lifted the Small Bear skyward with Mightily Thewed Arms, and devoured it.
The End!
The Moral of the story is... er... left to the devices of the reader, I suppose.
"The Parable of the Slumbering Potato".
One fine day, the Infamous Land Potato ate a lot of sausage and marshmallow salad, then lay down in the Sun. It soon fell asleep.
A Small Bear, seeing the Slumbering Land Potato, decided to take advantage of its torpor, and slay it.
"For, surely," thought the Small Bear to herself, "are there not gems in the belly of the Land Potato?"
Alas! The Land Potato was not as slow as it appeared, and it lifted the Small Bear skyward with Mightily Thewed Arms, and devoured it.
The End!
The Moral of the story is... er... left to the devices of the reader, I suppose.
