Pyat's Fortress - The Great Lovecraftian Pilgrimage

Oooh, yeah. The longest episode of Pyat's Fortress ever, and it's mostly a slide show. Your Uncle Wilbur would be proud. Special guest appearance by nottheterritory!

The full episode actually ran longer than 16 minutes, in the belief that Youtube allowed longer videos for Director accounts. This feature has, alas, been removed, so at 5:25 AM this morning I clumsily chopped out six minutes, and uploaded the result. Missing are some of our side adventures, and an obscure joke about Margaret Trudeau and a sandwich.

Heaven S(c)ent...i... pede?

Twice in the last four days I have come upon an enormous House Centipede, while performing late-night ablutions in the bathroom. They are among the largest specimens I’ve ever seen, larger even than ones I find in the sticky traps in the basement.

I presume the extremely damp summer has given them time to ripen.

I examined the remains of the one I killed last night. While the main body of the beast was “only” as long as my thumb (say, 15mm), it featured some extremely elongated tendrils fore and aft; appendages which were just a few millimeters shy of the length of my outstretched forefinger. Thus, the full length of the creature, superstructure included, was something approaching 60 mm, or about three inches. That is more that large enough for any terrestrial animal which does not bear fur or feathers. It falls into the category of “1/2 HD Monster” in my personal books.

So, in the assumption that these horrid beasties are coming up from the basement, I plan to erect a Stage One barrier across the likely vector of insertion into the bathroom. I will place a strip of double-sided tape around the pipes that ascend to the bathroom, and around the walls of the cavity that contains them. I will also heap diatomaceous earth around the base of the pipes.

If this does not prevent further sightings, I may have to consider the terrifying possible of a sub-floor community – or even culture - of the creatures, existing between the bathroom tiles and the dining room ceiling. No one wants to contemplate that scenario seriously.

Did you know centipedes take care of their young, can live for seven years, and, when they lunge toward you, they are, indeed, actually attacking you? They’re like Klingons.