Argle bargle

[pyat]

I've lost my glasses. I don't know when or where. I was exhausted, so I went back to bed around 11:45, and woke just before 2. The glasses are nowhere to be found. I searched the blankets and pillows, the usual spots. I hunted around the bed on my hands and knees with a flashlight. I checked the bathroom, even under the tub and behind the toilet. I finally went down to the basement in search of a spare pair, and located two.

One are the pair of gold frame ones I wore in my last two years of highschool and first year of university, and the other are the pair I wore for a year or so of university. I'm wearing the latter right now, and they look uterly wretched.