Bad Filk

[pyat]

Talking about Eberron with kores_rabbit. It's supposedly film noir, making me think I should run my Sydney Greenstreetesque Cleric.

But...it's 4th edition!

And that led to this:

You must remember this
Efreet are still Efreet
A Slaad is still a Slaad!
And Elemental planes apply
As time goes by. ...

And then I get stuck until:

It's still the same old story
A fight for gold and glory
A case of do or die.
The game will always welcome hackslashers
As time goes by...

Comments

[lee-in-limbo.livejournal.com]

Hackslashers doesn't scan. Fighters. Stop trying so hard.

Lee.

[circuit-four.livejournal.com]

I was gonna suggest "munchkins." *nodnod*

[lee-in-limbo.livejournal.com]

Well, that's certainly funnier than my idea. *nods firmly*

Lee.