Hooray!

I have hypertension!

Wait...

How is that possible? I eat nothing but meat and cheese and eggs and coffee. I weigh a svelte (and solidly packed) 128 kgs. My weight, height, age, and collar measurement are exactly the same as Jackie Gleason in the first season as The Honeymooners!

Um...

So, there you are. Pyat has entered early middle age.

NES games, 23 years later

Was playing Legend of Zelda with Elizabeth on the Wii. We got to the first dungeon.

"Say, this is a lot like Dungeons and Dragons, dad, except on a Wii."

"Don't worry if the dragon kills you. You can just look up how to kill it on the computer."

And finally..

"What's that thing? Oh, wow! WE GOT A TRIANGLE! YAY!"